Black Christmas (1974)

BLACK CHRISTMAS

BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974) Three stars

Watching BLACK CHRISTMAS for the first time, one might be surprised just how many standards of the slasher film can be seen during this 1974 Canadian chestnut from director Bob Clark.

Let’s see, we have an opening shot later repeated by John Carpenter’s HALLOWEEN, a killer who racks up a rather impressive body count, POV shots from the killer’s perspective, obscene phone calls from the killer following every killing, plot twists (including the location of the caller), “The Final Girl,” and a shock ending, as well a holiday theme. BLACK CHRISTMAS basically synthesized elements that were already present during previous films like PSYCHO, PEEPING TOM, and Mario Bava movies BLOOD AND BLACK LACE and TWITCH OF THE DEATH NERVE into a single horror film narrative.

The plot also echoes “The Babysitter & The Man Upstairs” urban legend, so we already know the location of the caller. Still, the characters do not, so it’s a jolt hearing “The call is coming from inside the house.” Several movies, notably BLACK CHRISTMAS and WHEN A STRANGER CALLS, have relied on this angle for their chills and thrills.

A real-life case has been credited for inspiring the urban legend.

On Mar. 18, 1950, 13-year-old babysitter Janett Christman was raped and strangled to death in Columbia, Missouri, three days before her 14th birthday. Mr. and Mrs. Ed Romack found the body when they returned home, but, fortunately, their 3-year-old son Gregory was still alive, sleeping in his room. From the AP story, “Prosecuting Attorney Carl Sapp said blood was smeared through the house, indicating the girl put up a terrific struggle. … Footprints were found in a sleet-covered area near a broken window in the house. Police believe the intruder crawled through the window. The state highway patrol also is processing fingerprints found at the scene.”

More from the report, “An electric iron cord was twisted around the girl’s throat. Her scalp had been pierced several times by an instrument, apparently similar to a small lead pipe.”

Christman may have attempted to call the police around 11 p.m. the night of her death. Columbia policeman Roy McCowan took a call from a frightened girl who told him to “come quick.” “I urged her to calm down and just tell me where she was,” he said. “Then there was silence — not the sound of a receiver being hung up — just silence.” The Romacks’ phone was discovered “improperly placed on the instrument.”

Christman’s murder remains unsolved.

Just a few years earlier in Columbia, Stephens College student Marylou Jenkins, a white woman, was raped and murdered with an electric cord (reportedly from a lamp) twisted around her throat. An all-white jury convicted black man Floyd Cochran of the crime and he was executed Sept. 26, 1947 in the Missouri State Penitentiary Gas Chamber in Jefferson City. Cochran was originally arrested for murdering his wife with a shotgun and then he confessed to raping and murdering Jenkins.

For his last meal, Cochran ordered but did not partake in consuming a T-bone steak, french fries, scalloped corn, cream gravy, bread, butter, cake, and coffee. He died at the age of 36.

From 1938 through 1989, Missouri put to death 40 inmates in the gas chamber at Jefferson City, with John Brown the first on Mar. 3, 1938 and George “Tiny” Mercer the last on Jan. 6, 1989. Mercer was the first person from Missouri executed since 1965.

Just about seemingly every horror movie in existence shoots for a slambang ending, so we leave it discussing just what happened inside our heads or with all our friends and loved ones who have also seen this movie. BLACK CHRISTMAS gives us a rather unconventional ending, in that we are left unsure of the fate of protagonist Jess (Olivia Hussey) as she’s alone in the sorority house with the killer. Also, we never find out the real identity of the killer other than he’s named “Billy” and very rare indeed is the horror movie (especially a slasher) without a great big reveal in the grand finale. You just might have to be a fan or at least more forgiving of an ambiguous ending to appreciate BLACK CHRISTMAS. Either way, though, it will be discussed.

Like the later HALLOWEEN, BLACK CHRISTMAS thrives on atmosphere. That’s what they both do best and why fans appreciate them all these decades later.

Both films have rather distinguished casts for low-budget horror movies. Hussey came to fame during her teenage years for her performance as Juliet in Franco Zeffirelli’s 1968 ROMEO AND JULIET. Keir Dullea played astronaut Dave Bowman in both 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968) and later 2010 (1984); Dave uttered the famous words, “Open the pod bay doors please, HAL.” Margot Kidder (1948-2018) appeared previously in Brian De Palma’s 1973 shocker SISTERS and subsequently made her fame as Lois Lane in four Superman movies. Character actor John Saxon’s six-decade career includes ENTER THE DRAGON, TENEBRAE, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, and FROM DUSK TILL DAWN.

Director, screenwriter, and producer Clark (1939-2007) is best known for his two radically different nostalgia pieces, PORKY’S and A CHRISTMAS STORY. Yes, please wrap that magnificently designed brain around the fact that Clark directed both BLACK CHRISTMAS and A CHRISTMAS STORY. Louisiana born Clark found his greatest success up north in Canada. PORKY’S supporting actors Doug McGrath and Art Hindle both appear in BLACK CHRISTMAS.

Kidder almost steals the show in BLACK CHRISTMAS as the drunken, profane sorority girl Barb. She rips into her dialogue with extra relish. Hussey makes for a good entry point and rooting interest. Saxon knows how to maximize his screen time.

For horror movie fans who have not yet seen BLACK CHRISTMAS, I fully recommend amending it immediately.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS

SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS (1964) One star

IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE. SCROOGE. A CHRISTMAS STORY. DIE HARD. CHRISTMAS VACATION. HOME ALONE.

There’s one movie title sure not to be heard in the discussion for “Best Christmas Movie”: SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS, which can be found instead on the IMDb’s Bottom 100. At last perusal, it’s No. 39 between STEEL (below) and THE EMOJI MOVIE (above).

SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS and I go a long way back.

I first watched this 1964 low-budget production during my last year of college, checking it out from the Leonard H. Axe Library alongside Ingmar Bergman’s PERSONA and Lucio Fulci’s DON’T TORTURE A DUCKLING. I wrote a review long ago and I apparently buried it within a time capsule deep inside Middle Earth.

Over time, I have acquired three VHS copies and I’ve already broken it out this holiday season, just like the Chipmunks and Star Wars.

I first read about SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS in John Wilson’s “The Official Razzie Movie Guide,” which honors the so-called best of Hollywood’s worst. The book’s front cover includes a still of that infamous man-in-a-suit ape with his middle finger uplifted from the Korean KING KONG rip-off A*P*E.

I suppose that I’ll start with the plot.

The children of Mars are not happy. Be warned that you could end up just like the children of Mars as you watch SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS.

The Martians all have dopey names: Kimar, Voldar, Dropo, Bomar, Girmar, Momar, and Rigna. Dropo is the laziest man on Mars and Voldar is the vulgar voice of doomy discontent in this cinematic confection. He’s an unrepentant Grinch, a real Scrooge, equipped with a ridiculous looking contraption on top of his head, just like all his fellow Martians. Voldar believes the Martians have gone soft. Mars was, you know, the god of war.

Fearless leader Rigna says to Voldar, “Chochem is 800 years old, you can’t dismiss the wisdom of centuries.”

Voldar mouths back, “I can.”

Chochem tells the Martian leaders the children are sullen and have trouble sleeping because there’s no joy on Mars. Martian children have become obsessed with TV, not unlike children from the Planet Earth, and they especially love this holly jolly Santa Claus fellow they see all the darn time on KID-TV. You can talk about evil liberal media bias and fake news all you want: Reporter Andy Henderson interviews Santa Claus, despite the fact that it’s 91-below zero up on the North Pole.

The Martians decide they must have this Santa Claus, who brings joy everywhere he goes, and come to Earth, but they run into a roadblock when they see a Santa Claus on virtually every street corner.

The Martians find Earth children Billy and Betty Foster and kidnap them, who lead the space invaders to Santa Claus.

Santa Claus eventually wins over the Martians, and that’s what they mean by the conquer part of the title rather than Santa Claus building an army to defeat the Martians in battle.

All’s well that ends well on both Mars and Earth, as well as KID-TV.

Pia Zadora made her screen debut as Girmar, one of the two main Martian children.

Vincent Beck’s IMDb biography starts, “Tall, deep-voiced character actor who started on screen in the lamentable SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS [as Voldar], which may have taken him some time to live down.” Beck, who passed away in 1984, made appearances on several famous sitcoms from the 1960s and 1970s: “Gilligan’s Island,” “Gunsmoke,” “Bonanza,” “The Monkees,” and “Mannix.”

Kentucky native Bill McCutcheon (1924-2002) did not let playing Dropo, the laziest man on Mars, stop him from roles in HOT STUFF and STEEL MAGNOLIAS.

SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS includes the infamous song “Hooray for Santa Claus,” which has been covered by Sloppy Seconds and the Fleshtones. I would not be surprised if one day we find out that “Hooray for Santa Claus” was used at Guantanamo Bay.